A little explanation for all of the Forciestust that will be going up today and at times in the future...

Basically, Forciestust is the brainchild of Jeremy (he started when Jeremy mused that he would like to name his future son Forciestust, cut off his arm, and replace it with an arm cannon so that if anyone made fun of his name he could blast them to pieces).

However, The Epic Tale of Forciestust is mainly a product of boredom during third block. Ag Business, that's right, it's just as boring as it sounds. Thank god Jeremy and I have each other. So to stay sane, we began Forciestust. One of us starts with no idea where the story is going, the other builds on top of it, and soon enough we have another installment of the Forciestust epic.

Freaking awesome, I know.

So I'll repeat this with each installment, but to clarify, the normal text is always Jeremy's writing and the italics are always mine. Even though Wesley and Vicky are out of this operation, it's still a cooperative DUCIS effort in our opinion.

At times we dream of chidrens' books publishers coming to us, falling on their knees, and begging us to let them distribute Forciestust to the world and shower us with riches. And then we remember that the Epic Tale includes arm cannons, kicking pigeons, occasional offensive language, heated battle, heavily punished mean children, and cannibalistic sea monkeys.

So I guess, for now, only DeviantArt will know its true awesomeness. Enjoy. (Or at least pretend to, for our sake.)

- Hannah, writing for DUCIS.